Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
(Source: neckstime)
Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.
(Source: neckstime)
charc-oal asked: Grey, Red, White. MUAHHAHA
Grey: CHOCOLATEY and TASTY
Red: She is the most badass person in the whole world, me and her fuck. shit. up. srsly. No one done fuck with us. I can tell her about anything, although she appears to know pretty much everything about me. I can trust her and at times im a real bitch to her but she sticks through it all. In a zombie apocalypse me and her would have the exact same ideas and places to go. Without her Im an unbalanced chemical equation. Shes the BAMF of everything
White: IM CRAZY SOOMAWAHBOP, I CAN BE SILENT TOO WATCH THIS SHIT………. SEE THAT I WAS SILENT. And of course, my least favorite trait amongst friends, sarcasm. :3
Invade my privacy.
- Purple:
- Blue:
- Green:
- Yellow:
- Orange:
- Red:
- Pink:
- White:
- Grey:
- Black:
This purple dude wants to take over the world because he hates his teacher
I can’t pick between two so:
- A giant lizard is trying to make a giant lizard army so he can take over the land of Rimjob but luckily you can speak lizard so you yell at them and they go away.
- A midget in a party mask is mad because he has no friends so he makes the moon help him and the moon looks like it needs to take a shit. Your partner is Tinkerbell.
a metrosexual photographer locks himself in his apartment and spends several days sleeping to fix it, and does DIY plumbing in his delirium.
alternatively, you are Ａ ＤＯＧＥ and your options are
- ＥＡＴ ＢＯＮＥ
- ＦＩＧＨＴ ＳＮＡＫＥ
- ＰＬＡＹ ＢＡＬＬ
- ＣＨＡＳＥ ＭＡＩＬＭＡＮ
a nerd with a bad haircuit goes inside a book where everyone is tiny and takes turns beating the shit out of each other
he hates it and by extension decides all of his friends hate it too
A loser wakes up to find his friend’s fallen and can’t get up.
He spends the entire game trying to catch her only to be cockblocked by a bully and an ambiguously gay prima donna. (Skyward Sword)
Typical ‘save the damsel in distress’ scenario, you start out an average Joe with no parents why? Who knows! You go to this ‘forbidden’ land and is constantly bothered by pretty boy in Skimpy Spandex only to find out that he to trying to revive a some bad guy. Cliché. (Zelda: Skyward sword)
Dude kills his wife and feels all po-faced about it. Shit goes down. Kills his wife again with symbolism.
Fairy boy searches for his fairy friend from previous game. Moon is making a big ruckus. Must collect 25 pretty faces. Has a deadline in three days. Banker still somehow keeps his rupees despite time warp. Majora sounds like a lady. Mailman turns out to be the true hero.
Some whiny kid complains about his short summer and doesn’t give thanks to the brown haired boy that created him. Its basically based in a Disney universe… mixed with Final Fantasy… and your weapon is a key. Dumb as shit right? Its basically a button masher. And you spend a lot of the series looking for Mickey the mouse to find two giant white gates called Kingdom Hearts. Only the Japanese could create such a crazy shit game..
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
CAN’T HANDLE THESE THINGSno i cant
cannot
no
goodbye
i cant
NO CAT WOULD EVER SIT THAT STILL WHILE YOU APPLIED SOFTPAWS
i have the scars to verify this statement
(ps I love this comic SO MUCH it is really adorable)
